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CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


THE CHURCH OF BEAVIS CHRIST - of Latter-Day Buttheads




IF THE WBC PROTESTS AT YOUR FUNERAL -


TAGS: westboro baptist church protest funeral
Rating: 4.78/5

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AsheMika - April 4, 2014, 7:53 pm
Ugh. Although I have never read the bible, I'm catholic... Officially. I don't believe these idiots. I'm atheist so I don't really believe in God anyway.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 4:31 pm
I have read the bible many times and what I got out of it is : The old ways and old rules were for the past. The new rules and the new ways are for the present and the future.
Renza - February 26, 2013, 4:09 pm
What Jesus taught and did is only a part of the bible. God is pretty big on hating and killing the non believers that refuse to convert. Doubly so for anything that could be remotely construed as being opposing him, amongst other things.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 3:02 am
No they're not. Read what Jesus taught and did. Did Jesus say that you should judge, hate, or be cruel? The answer is no.
Renza - January 23, 2013, 9:29 am
To be fair, they are following the bible (as opposed to modern interpretations) fairly well, they're just a few guns short of doing it right.
Budog - January 14, 2012, 12:40 am
Bricemara, I believe you are right about not reading the Bible. Hell, I am not a Christian and I have read the Bible cover to cover more than once!
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:02 pm
a part me loves this poster,but a part me just thinks its wrong,because i dont think theve read the bible.no avence budog,your one of the best.
Budog - January 13, 2012, 1:00 am
Well they aren't the first group to proof text and take biblical scriptures out of context to try and justify their bigotry and hatred. Aryan Nations did the same thing too, claiming they were a "Christian Organization".
Nissta - January 12, 2012, 8:18 pm
In line with Vultures post OH NO NOT ANOTHER BIBLE THUMPER I REALLY CAN HEAR YOU SAY, yes & no. This just what the bible says God is Love! therefore He cant hate or curse AND there is NO HELL really there is no hell. It's helps to know the bible first
Budog - January 6, 2012, 12:14 am
mommyfairy, I concur with your sentiment but also know they will continue to get press. Sad to say the 1st Amendment protects these a**holes free speech as it does ours. Fortunately there are groups that stand up to them and speak out.
mommyfairy - January 5, 2012, 7:05 pm
I love this poster, but a part of me doesn't want anyone to ever mention them because they want the publicity
Feasibly - December 31, 2011, 9:09 pm
Man, that image tempts me to do a DOUBLE hand facepalm...lol
Budog - December 31, 2011, 7:16 pm
They are for real. They even picket funerals of soldiers who were killed in action, defending their warped and f***ed up sense of free speech.
crankyhead - December 31, 2011, 5:55 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5hRLbCaCs Best counter protest ever.
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 5:46 pm
Right On, Eh !
vulture - December 31, 2011, 5:14 pm
I thought this must be shopped, but no - they really are that extreme. I guess they don't READ the Bible, just use it as an excuse for their natural viciousness. Sad, really. Best to just ignore them, they hate that more than anything else. Jihadists, eh?
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:27 pm
Boy O Boy, What A Crew !!


IMAGINATION - puts meaning into Chaos


TAGS: god immagination tatoo chaos church
Rating: 4.39/5

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Hawamleh - April 22, 2012, 3:43 pm
Just make sure they don't come from those two ;)
changeling - April 18, 2012, 8:28 am
Thanks Man, sure I'm gonna come ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:52 pm
Agreed with Ricky here, good one. Pop into the forum area, might just pick up a few tips.
changeling - April 12, 2012, 12:58 pm
Thank you! Yeah, sorry for that, but this is my first work, I need some practice.. :D
Rick69 - April 11, 2012, 2:27 pm
Very nice... "God is an imaginary friend for grown ups"... Oh yeah, forgot to say Spoiler Alert...


ATHEISM - Checkmate


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Dre=5L!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm
d***...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an a**hole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.


PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool ****! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there b***ercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm
So does my foot.


I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GOD - It's his fan club I can't stand


TAGS: god church religion
Rating: 4.26/5

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ipaprime - March 25, 2012, 3:33 pm
those who agressivly push their belief/disbielf on any controversiale matter should be put in a 3 year time out
Ragnar - March 25, 2012, 12:20 pm
set a " trespassers will be sh**" sight, works like a charm for me ;-)
maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:45 am
I Agree.
Kilted - March 25, 2012, 12:06 am
HAHAHAHA oh and I live in Utah. Why am I here.
jamesvpiii - March 24, 2012, 8:41 pm
Amen brother :-)


SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.


TAGS: jesus superhero church superheroes god spiderman hulk captain america word bible
Rating: 2.46/5

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DZ - April 8, 2009, 3:16 pm
D.C. bows to knowone!
k - November 3, 2008, 9:00 am
...and batman is nowhere to be seen. hellz 2 the yeah
Captain Douchebag - July 20, 2008, 11:21 am
I am deeply offended by this. Everyone knows Jesus was a raptor.
Paul Barfoot - July 17, 2008, 10:13 pm
They are all my favourite fictitious characters!
what?? - June 30, 2008, 7:25 pm
Copyright infringement.....hallaleuja!!!
Uhm No. - June 30, 2008, 5:29 pm
2 words...HULK SMASH!
elonine - June 29, 2008, 12:20 am
You are RIGHT! On of them is NOt like the others... One of them is a woman!
Ernie - June 23, 2008, 7:12 pm
You...have...got...to...be...kidding...me. One of these things is not like the others...
Shtoink - June 23, 2008, 3:57 am
BOO! if wolverine can talk **** to magneto i doubt hed bow to jeebus!


WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH -


TAGS: westboro baptist church kkk
Rating: 4.34/5

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Hasbunmb - April 18, 2010, 4:34 am
Nice to see even the KKK has standards...


TWO LITTLE OLD LADIES -


TAGS: old ladies church jokes
Rating: 3.44/5

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Signe - February 7, 2009, 8:17 pm
Ew.


Fossils -


TAGS: bible jesus god stupid atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.88/5

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VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 8:52 am
haha so logical
Nigga - September 29, 2009, 3:31 am
Fkn Sad Is what this poster is


WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH - Taking the retarded to a new level of extreme...


TAGS: westboro baptist church retarded extreme
Rating: 4.55/5

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440wakeup - May 27, 2011, 5:21 pm
Well the shock value of the dead soldiers funerals has waore off, so now they're saying bre*** canceris GOD's punishment on the US for tolerating homo***uals, next it'll be crib-death or SIDS. They're the reason Elizabeth TAYLOR was burried b4 they could
440wakeup - May 27, 2011, 5:19 pm
lol
GySgt1811 - October 13, 2010, 3:31 pm
Stengun, you may have insulted a zit.
stenusmc - October 13, 2010, 9:44 am
WBC is a zit that needs to be popped.
Budog - October 13, 2010, 3:32 am
WBC also protests at funerals of soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. They carry signs like "Thank God For Dead Soldiers" and say it is God's will for the U.S. tolerating homo***uals.
GySgt1811 - October 12, 2010, 8:49 pm
If attending Westboro Baptist Church makes one a Christian, then standing in a garage makes one a car. 5 loonies.
AdmiralAckbar - October 12, 2010, 2:06 pm
google it, urm, a trap?
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:55 pm

ok...ty google....the pricks..even desecrate the flag....good poster dude.
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:53 pm

i guess i'll google westboro baptist church and score you later.


FANATIC - A fanatic is someone who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. -- Winston Churchill


TAGS: fanatic crazy churchill
Rating: 1.52/5
ronsart - November 7, 2009, 11:21 pm
FANTASTIC!!!...very good! made me lol too! 1st one that rates nothing but 5L,s! Still think someone help u with though...lol Keep up the good work.


FAITH - "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." --Kurt Vonnegut


TAGS: kurt vonnegut faith bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.67/5

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Be scared - October 31, 2008, 6:04 pm
Of whatever you can't understand because your too dense to give any thought...


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Orthodox Church renounce YOU!!




WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS


TAGS: warning contains nuts white church
Rating: 3.09/5

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david5300 - January 29, 2017, 1:37 pm
They should have used a ph**o of a Mosque !
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:18 pm
Is that the church from the Kingsman movie? The caption makes especially good sense if so.
steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 10:56 pm
Choose the red pill or blue pill...never take both ever again...
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:56 pm
……or listen to that little voice. It’s probably Jesus…or if yer batshyt crazy, it’s just Charles Manson sounding like Jesus. Either one, you’ll eventually end up where you belong.
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
I do help folks, but whenever I do, the word ‘abet’ is usually in the sentence. OK, serious. If you have the intellect of room temperature, and feel the need for somebody to tell you how to think, you should just practice being nice.
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
Well, I’m kinda anxious to see what you guys settle on as far as what ‘sin’ is….sounds like fun…there s/be a city named after the word…with gambling….and whorres…and tons of secs….day and night.
steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 2:23 pm
By Godliness, I mean to not just not sin but to do good works. We also have free will to do that. eg. Prevent a crime, help someone etc.
Renza - September 5, 2013, 4:18 am
Sure it is, if you choose not to obey (aka using free will) you are sinning. Godliness I'd say is probably just based on human desire to have a higher power watching over them or the need to have the unexplainable explained.
steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 4:01 am
Sin is not based on free will. Free will allows us the choice to sin or not. Having free will doesn't make one sinful. You can also choose to be good. Is Godliness also based on Free Will then too?
Renza - September 4, 2013, 10:59 pm
I'm pretty sure your first sentence says it all, sin is based on free will, therefore the use of free will is a sin, so that means free will is against the religion. Also, sin applies to the degree of thoughts, laws don't (yet).
medinaanidem - September 4, 2013, 8:21 pm
Um, the entire concept of sin is based on free will. A sin has to be a willing act. Free will is the enemy if Government. Ignorance is sn excuse for sin, but not for the law. Who us oppressive now?
Renza - July 30, 2013, 8:16 pm
To paraphrase Shakespeare in a way applicable to this... "a steaming pile by any other name..." Also, I'm pretty sure buildings don't talk, usually just the hateful uneducated nutjobs within them.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 7:55 pm
Wrong building... THAT one has minarets. The one with the steeple says if you do that you're being a ***k and you need to stop.
Renza - July 27, 2013, 2:44 pm
that's crazy talk, the manual is all about how those things are evil or "sins" as they like to call them, it's also really big on talking about how you should kill the people that disagree or blaspheme (or make jokes) about the religion.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:55 am
The people who think that really never read the manual. I find if you look enough at the universe, it makes it hard not to believe in a higher power. Though I have to commend the poster for mocking a religion that won't try to murder him for making funny.
Renza - January 18, 2013, 6:19 am
To be fair, tolerance, knowledge, and free will are against the religion
Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:30 pm
Maybe it is the zealots who have a problem with those who choose a different belief system or point of view are the real problem...
maxenzo - March 26, 2012, 3:26 pm
the fun part is that the ones like that have a problem with God are the problem
beautylover15 - March 5, 2012, 2:55 pm
So unique and edgy!
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 9:41 pm
@djrcreative i see what you did there...
djrcreative - February 20, 2012, 5:35 pm
Might explain why so many people are "allergic" to church. ;)
vulture - February 20, 2012, 4:51 pm
Amen, Brother!
Bolverk - February 20, 2012, 4:02 pm
I dont have a problem with GOD. Its his FAN CLUBS I have the problem with.


MIXED MESSAGES - I guess if I have a death wish it couldn't hurt ...




ORGANIZED RELIGION - You should believe my crazy story instead of that guys crazy story


TAGS: church
Rating: 4.37/5

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Dill - April 30, 2011, 2:42 am
...or I'll kill you
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:18 pm
Got it in one! Five lions.


CHRISTIANITY - Just because your book sold more copies, dosen't mean you have a better villan.


TAGS: voldemort church
Rating: 4.18/5

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DanL21 - June 14, 2011, 7:47 am
Villain* -- Very funny tho


1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.84/5

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Zagato - March 7, 2010, 7:40 pm
"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh." I really don't see how that says you can't be g**. i'm not g**, but it's still not telling me i can't be.
agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 9:33 pm
Only on fridays.
Nonsense - April 13, 2009, 8:25 pm
Bah! In a world where prophets and miracles exist, Christians could make 2+2=... FISH!
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 11:02 am
Zed you are full of total **** now back in the closet Fag!!!!!!!
Zed - December 16, 2008, 10:22 am
You don't have to be g** to know the poster (and the mentality behind it) is total ****.
punk monkey boy - December 1, 2008, 12:04 am
Wait... so are all of you g**? Cuz you're bustin this poster like you are against what it says.
judas - November 2, 2008, 12:52 am
lol @ christian tards
Shtoink - October 29, 2008, 2:21 am
i think its funny people can sit out there and do this seriously. and those arent division signs! they are ratios :D
Culos - October 28, 2008, 5:41 pm
This is advanced Math. 1+1=4 is easy but what about 2 divided by 24 or worse 19 divided by 4 minus 6?
Praying - October 28, 2008, 3:46 pm
Praying for you, not just your logic, but your reading and math skills too.


SUNDAY SCHOOL - Hey. . .shouldn't they be riding dinosaurs?


TAGS: church okami mattakunobaka
Rating: 3.47/5

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Peso - August 4, 2011, 7:13 am
yes we do, its the timeline thats arguable
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 2:56 am
Christians don't believe in dinosaurs
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 12:56 pm
after that rocket blows there'll be plenty of radioactive dino's they could ride
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 11:09 am
Yeah, raptor5 if I'm not mistaken


The Bible -


TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 3.15/5

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Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:22 am
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:21 am
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
4real - February 3, 2009, 12:01 pm
So f***ing true.
Meh - December 24, 2008, 11:32 am
Ah you miss the point, not meant to scientifically accurate. And any Christian who says otherwise is a little deranged. That however doesn't mean that some of the contents isn't historically accurate.
Highlord - November 16, 2008, 7:59 am
speaking from experience, you seem to be


RANDOM ACT OF KINDNESS -


TAGS: churchill
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - October 17, 2012, 11:02 pm
Reminds me of Lennon-McCartney last lyrical line on "Her Majesty" (Abbey Road) which goes: "...and in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make." 5L Air!
Airman - October 16, 2012, 1:18 pm
thanks all
mariand - October 16, 2012, 12:32 am
amsome...& fav'd
GaryO - October 15, 2012, 7:33 pm
OOOOOH YEAAAH
Rick69 - October 15, 2012, 7:00 pm
Stunning...
Reality Lord - October 15, 2012, 5:26 pm

faith in humanity...restored
maoworks2 - October 15, 2012, 4:38 pm
This One Gets The Water Flowing If You Know What I Mean ?


HEAVEN - Full of Severed Baby Heads


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.93/5

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. - July 23, 2009, 5:25 pm
whoa...what is on the left guy's shirt?
Hector - February 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
Jesus Cheeseheads.
DonRAMON - December 31, 2008, 3:00 pm
WTF the triforce!!!!
irken20 - December 28, 2008, 9:02 pm
i agree with P.I. Archer. when i saw it i went TRIFORCE!!!!! aaaaand..scared the crap out of everyone in the house-but you know!
Ag218 - November 3, 2008, 12:48 am
I don't think that's it. Those are the foam cheese blocks that Green Bay Packer fans wear...
P.I. Archer - October 28, 2008, 3:47 am
Did anyone else automatically a**ume Jesus was representing the different parts of the Triforce when they saw this, or was it just me?


ISLAM - 5 Times a Day Or you Don't Get the 72 Virgins


TAGS: islam muslim bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.17/5

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rerun - October 12, 2010, 7:21 pm

see ya Viva
culos - October 12, 2010, 9:39 am
VivalaBendOver, have you noticed the dates the posters you comment on were created? We've moved on since then and have no need for Religion bashers. STFU or GTFO I guess...
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:13 am
VivaLaDumbAss, did you just come into OUR house and tell us to STFU? not a good idea. one more stupid outburst, and you'll known as will be VivaLaGone. take it over to Politifake.org if you want to voice your opinion.
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:05 am
we're on this site for a cheap laugh, not a religious debate so plz. . . just shut the f*ck up. . . all of you
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:04 am
all these stupid arguments are why my religious belief is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F, terrorist muslim extremists are a minority amongs islam ppl. saying the acts of thousands is the acts of all is just a wee bit racist. WTFO is a hypocrite
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Did I mention that hermes is an ignorant ***k? Accepting the acts of thousands engaged in the "jihad" by pointing to the acts of a few. And by the way, when was the last time an abortion clinic was bombed? Just curious.
hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:26 pm
did i mention mark is an arogant JERK OFF?
Hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
hey mark did you hear about the uncivilized a**holes blowing up family planing centers. they where christians you arrogant jerk off. we all have crazies in our religions.
dgbt - March 10, 2009, 6:07 pm
Christianity nor Islam did any of those things, it was crazy extremist a**holes that did them.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm sorry...should I have capitalized "idiot?"
Airman - March 10, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mark, you need to quit being so vague..
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:08 pm
And one other thing, you're an idiot.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:07 pm
barockeva - Read your own comment and then STFU. "In ye olden times." That was then and this is now. The plague-ridden corpses you refer to was a common practice used in siege warfare. Not quite the same as blowing up a peaceful market or police station
Airman - March 10, 2009, 4:54 pm
Christians do have to own up to "Jimmy Swigert".
barockeva - March 10, 2009, 4:52 pm
The christians did their jihad back in ye olden times. Only instead of suicide bombers they used plague-ridden corpses. Don't try to act like christianity is some innocent religion. It's done more then it's share of terrible things in the world.
Elder God Douchebag - February 4, 2009, 10:06 am
I'm working on it.
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:05 am
Yeah, why just the other day I read about a whole rash of Christian suicide bombers running around the Middle East. Oh wait, there AREN'T any of those are there?
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:44 am
Christianity is just as bad.
Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 10:45 pm
This would be the perfect place to test a new bomb of some sort. f*** islam.
spitfire111 - December 9, 2008, 1:07 am
dude, don't insult other people's religion just because you don't like it....
Narutarded - October 30, 2008, 8:06 pm
And if you do get the 72 virgins, they're all basement-dwelling mama's boys like Energy.


DUTY - It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required. - Sir Winston Churchill




A PRISONER OF WAR -




CHURCHES - Tapping into modern culture, everyday.


TAGS: church morals katy perry lesbian
Rating: 3.38/5

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ZippoBibrok - March 30, 2010, 3:35 pm
@Paul: That's a mistranslation. The original wording, "Hades", means "Land of the Dead", not "Hell"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 12:17 am
This must be in reference to Jesus and Mary Magdalene, and Jesus' temporary descent into Hell after his crucifixion.
Lena - August 19, 2009, 10:26 pm
God isn't THAT evil. haha


BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!




Indoctrination -


TAGS: jesus god stupid indoctrination atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.37/5

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LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 11:37 am
Please either go postal or work in an office where someone else will. Talk about single-track postings...
... - October 30, 2008, 11:12 am
Please mail your self already


DRUNK DRIVING - Save time to your family




THE CHURCH - Who says it can't enlighten ?


TAGS: church on fire enlighten
Rating: 3.76/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 7:22 pm
If they paid taxes, they could call the fire department.
herosophocles - February 28, 2012, 6:32 am
Where's the Brimstone?
Budog - February 26, 2012, 10:46 pm
Those Pentecostals are really on fire!
rodangol - February 26, 2012, 10:26 pm
not sure, but some of its members do know how to enflame others


GLUTTONY - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins




Reflection -


TAGS: kneeling prayer puns god church
Rating: 4.6/5

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Pushkin - January 10, 2016, 9:55 pm
Thanks very much. I'm glad you liked it.
MissPriss - January 10, 2016, 6:09 pm
If you haven't already, drop this over at religifake too! 5L'd it here.
Pushkin - January 10, 2016, 1:27 am
Sorry. But I had to do it. And thanks for the compliment.
Oldsod - January 9, 2016, 10:03 pm
...grooooooaaaaaannn...but 5'd.


PRAYERS ANSWERED -


TAGS: truck church lake accident
Rating: 4.43/5

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Chef - May 11, 2010, 12:33 am
And lo, he did also say ****... and soiled his pants! 5L


ALLEGIANCE -




HELL - Silly Christians Myths Are For Kids


TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.77/5

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LURCH - July 15, 2009, 6:23 pm
Wait a second!!! the osmonds are mormons that doesn't count
LogicDude - July 15, 2009, 2:05 pm
I'm sorry, are you feeling persecuted?
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 8:36 am
"YOU ATHEISTS, WE DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU GUYS BURNING IN ETERNAL d***ATION, WHY ALL THE HOSTILITY?"--Why do Christians always conveniently forget the Inquisition, Salem Witch Trials, slavery, Vatican indifference during World War II, and The Osmonds?
TheTrashHeap - July 15, 2009, 2:26 am
Anything that is your holy or sacred I’m gonna desecrate and use in jest But you’ll never hear a crack about Mohammed Cuz I don’t wanna get sh** in the chest
Ironhand - July 15, 2009, 1:59 am
I found the actual lost beggining to the bible. It actualy begins. Once upon a time in immagination land.
LURCH - July 15, 2009, 12:04 am
YOU ATHEISTS, WE DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU GUYS BURNING IN ETERNAL d***ATION, WHY ALL THE HOSTILITY?
jerqls - April 6, 2009, 7:41 pm
Very often there is a grain of truth in what we might consider to be myth.
lol - October 30, 2008, 10:31 pm
lol, stupid **** christians.


CRITICISM - Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things. - Sir Winston Churchill




COCKROACH CHURCH - "... and lead us not into Insecticide, but deliver us from the Big Boot."


TAGS: roach church
Rating: 4.56/5

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MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 2:07 pm
Nice! If you haven't already, drop this one by religifake, fits right in teehee!


GOING TO THE CHAPEL, AND..UH-OHH - "I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on it shows a lack of confidence." - Doug McLeodop




COMPASSION -




CHRISTIANITY - How it should be told.


TAGS: catholic church religion christ bishop priest
Rating: 2.43/5

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Skog - October 28, 2009, 12:39 pm
what a genius show
Doc - July 6, 2009, 7:20 am
Feck! Arse! Drink!
Bunny - April 14, 2009, 10:20 am
I would NEVER kick you up the arse - sure, I think you're great!
Ryuuzaki - February 6, 2009, 4:37 pm
Kicking Bishop Brenon Up The Arse
Fredric T - January 2, 2009, 10:13 am
RIP Father Ted


Cashing In -


TAGS: come on you knew it was coming churches las vegas casinos monks offerings chips
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - December 11, 2013, 11:00 am
Bahaha...thanks for the morning laugh Silvie!
Silverheart - December 11, 2013, 2:55 am

Brother Alvin, Brother Simon and Brother Theodore under the direction of Father Dave


THE CHURCH SIGN - The geeks definitely will love this!




WE WILL FIGHT THEM ON THE BEACHES - We shall never surrender


TAGS: churchill
Rating: 4.29/5

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Derek - February 10, 2010, 6:36 pm
"Yes, I know. All babies look like me" - Winston Churchill
union - February 10, 2010, 11:07 am
I keep hearing the beginning of Aces High!
Grim R@per - February 10, 2010, 9:18 am
4L's I like it but I don't Love it


IT'S MY BALL ! - And This Philistine Got's To Go To Church !


TAGS: church
Rating: 4.25/5

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crankyhead - April 26, 2012, 4:58 pm
LOL!


CHURCH - It's like a book club for God.


TAGS: church
Rating: 4.04/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 11:52 am

Inm the context of your comments on my poster, this could also be considered racist against non christian members of this site


RELIGION -




HELL - The Bogeyman For Brainwashed Adults


TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.79/5

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Jackieboy - October 2, 2009, 4:13 pm
I'd *** that


STEM CELL RESEARCH - Science is Satan's Handiwork Jesus Decides When You Die Be Grateful or You're Going to Hell


TAGS: stem cell research bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.42/5

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Porcelina - November 23, 2008, 12:14 am
Just out of curiosity, what religion ARE you? If you really are an atheist... What's your logic. Just apathy?
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:13 am
Spell check on myself: make that "like a fart" drop the "s". Spelling nazis can move on, thank you.
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:11 am
Personnally, I don't care what religion people believe in but LogicDude is right you ain't funny. Your opinion is like a farts, no matter how hard you try, it still won't amount to ****.
LogicDude - November 11, 2008, 11:30 am
Yes...you have just one long unfunny - not one iota - theme. We get it already. You're against Christians. NEXT!!!
gonepostal42 - November 11, 2008, 3:11 am
just for the record, that's sarcastic. Check out the rest of my posts...there's a common theme
Merlin - November 10, 2008, 11:39 pm
Bwahahah! Oh, f***, that's funny an- wait, you're serious? Ahh, who gives a **** what crock you believe in, I'm gonna do who and what I please, and science it up!
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:15 pm
IF I AM GOING TO HELL I MIGHT AS WELL DO WHAT I WANT AND ENJOY THE RIDE!!!
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:14 pm
(Cap lock Time.)


NEVER ENDING STORY -


TAGS: church clock watch boring
Rating: 4.59/5

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falloutghoul - February 17, 2012, 5:54 pm
In church, the never-ending story is the one that gets repeated. Over and over again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 30, 2010, 9:10 pm
5L....words of wisdom.


RELIGION - The Base Of Our Culture And Likely To Be The End Of Our Civilization




CHRISTCHURCH -


TAGS: christchurch earthquake new zealand pzy
Rating: 3.96/5

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marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 2:47 pm
5L, it is funny. I even give 5L's to the posters that put my gender down, cuz I am an artist and a writer.. free speech. My husband fights for it, censorship...I will pass
stanliebermann - April 21, 2011, 2:28 pm
you f***s are so melodramatic. That was only a PUN! For pete's sake... grow a funny bone! What's the whole f***ing deal with being politically correct!!! f*** YOU!
stanliebermann - April 21, 2011, 2:26 pm
It's always funny.
kimbob - February 25, 2011, 12:35 am
this isn't even funny, i know alot of people down there and i have been there alot. it isn't funny now and it wasn't funny for haiti so f*** you ****.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 9:56 pm
Yeah sorry.., that was the point I was trying to make that it was NOT funny at all, for that matter who ever it happens to.., but don't worry RR we have all kissed and made out.., whoops I mean made up...
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 9:53 pm
Yeah sorry.., that was the point I was trying to make that it was NOT funny at all, for that matter who ever it happens to.., but don't worry RR we have all kissed and made out.., whoops I mean made up...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2011, 8:43 pm
I think he meant that it's BS that it was funny when it happened in Haiti....his wording and punctuation are a bit wonky.
rerun - February 24, 2011, 8:30 pm

so, Haitians deserve to die & be made fun of but this country is off limits? What am I missing here?
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 6:30 pm
I'm grey area, defined. And I appreciate anyone else who understands it... even if they aren't the same.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 6:28 pm
Thanks Agg.., I feel the love.., hahahaha..., at the end of the day its like a poster I just posted about 'freedom of speech'.., we all have that right at least.......
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 6:10 pm
A virtual punch to the face?!?! You will be god if you can make that happen.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 4:56 pm
I respect hootizz... but remain steadfast in my "lighten up" campaign... and stick by my proclamation of Face-love... even if M has confused me more than steph1's gender. This... is... motifake!
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 4:50 pm
ahhh i see what you are talking aboot mr m. Pretty cool.... i think.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 4:41 pm
I love me some Faceplant. Take it however you want.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 4:41 pm
Hmmmmmm, ban Mr M???? this could be interesting.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 4:35 pm
Face is da man.
culos - February 24, 2011, 4:22 pm
@face: Now you've got all of us trembling and shaking!
TheTrashHeap - February 24, 2011, 3:51 pm
"Shine Box"!! Classic!
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 3:18 pm
And with agg's last comment i close the door on this discussion. Next one to b**** about this or anything else on this poster will get smashed in the face with my ban bat!
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 2:44 pm
Now, go get your f***ing shine box.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 2:42 pm
The situation/tragedy is being handled in the light of a human coping mechanism. If you think that anyone here likes human loss, then you're the fool. Perhaps you prefer to harbor hate or hurt... the rest learn to cope. Levity doesn't change the humanity.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 2:39 pm
I recognize that many have taboo limitations. But, if you can laugh at one tragedy, make surte you can laugh at all. Again... it's not personal. It's a coping mechanism and healing process... the best that God ever created. Disrespect is a label.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 2:37 pm
Absolutely.
kryshna - February 24, 2011, 2:26 pm
So, if we can laugh about x-church and Haiti, then I guess it is also OK to joke about 9/11, right?
tellitlikeitis - February 24, 2011, 12:57 pm
This is a current topic... this poster has been done in a very tasteful manner.
showmeone - February 24, 2011, 8:00 am
sometimes only humor ...makes us get thru it...RELAX
kiwi11 - February 24, 2011, 5:34 am
You're a complete @rse. I'm from Christchurch and have lost family and friends. Have some respect and a little compassion.
Nagard - February 24, 2011, 5:08 am
I have to agree with agdaniele and culos. And in the end this was still motiFAKE when I last typed in the URL.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 3:51 am
Yeah I hear where you are coming from.., but when you see Urban Search & Rescue teams from all over the world rushing to seen to help out, and when they interview them on TV they have tears in their eyes, suddenly all the humor seems to disappear...
culos - February 24, 2011, 3:48 am
We all feel the pain, we all sympathize, but it never hurts to take the sting out of things with a bit of humor, even when the smiles are sad ones. If feel our resident Psycho has done well, it would have been a lot easier to go overboard.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 3:39 am
Everyone has different levels of humor, and everyone handles tragedy differently. I know Pzy well enough to a**ure you he's not mocking the dead personally. Simply finding the humor in a tragic event.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 2:23 am
B...S..T it was funny when it happened to Haiti.., man there are some things you just don't touch.., especially when blood is still gushing from the wounds... As I said, its a very raw nerve....
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 1:56 am
5L for trying to find humor in the irony of everything. It's funny when it was Haiti, but when it hits home, all of a sudden, it's serious and taboo.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 1:12 am
Not funny man..., not even the slightest bit Fu...en funny..!! Sorry mate but you have directly hit a raw nerve.., there are 98 confirmed dead and 226 missing and those totals are expected to rise.., I hope no one you know is one of them...


CHURCH TANK - ...And you shall know my name is the LORD When I lay down my vengance upon thee


TAGS: church tank lord vengence
Rating: 3.58/5

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kay9kabang - February 15, 2010, 5:23 am
im thinking ultra-orthadox, that or the vatican isnt f***ing around anymore
rerun - December 22, 2009, 9:21 pm

the 21st century version of a Trojan Horse
Bartimaeus - December 22, 2009, 8:32 pm
Holy ****! Are those minarets!? The Swiss are gonna be pissed!
Chron139 - December 22, 2009, 8:27 pm
Im leaning more towards Anglican.
GySgt1811 - September 3, 2009, 6:46 pm
Is this poster orthodox?


CHURCHIANITY - Bring them in, fill the pews and collect the money...




JESUS - Is Just An Illusion


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.27/5

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Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 4:18 am
I don't see Jesus, but I do see Jango from One Piece.


As I Sit I Ponder -


TAGS: quote winston churchill
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 4:29 pm
I'm safe! Heaven doesn't want me and in Hell the devil is scared I'd take over the place. Thanks for the L's.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2013, 4:07 pm
lol! XD
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 3:08 pm

Just remember to be in heaven 10 minutes before the devil knows you're dead. Excellent one, sister!~~5Ls
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:47 pm
See, the praise is one of the reasons I missed your mug around here...teehee. Thanks Uggie.
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:46 pm
Crotchety, thanks for the 5er. Now go do something about those palms (wink wink)...teehee.
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:45 pm
Wow, yet another "hero" of mine with another compliment...looking like a good day after the storm we had last night. Thanks Greeny.
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:43 pm
Thank you rerun...always an honour to receive a compliment from you!
ughomer - July 9, 2013, 6:56 am
WOW! Prissy, you're "The Bomb!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2013, 4:26 am
Getting sweaty palms just looking at thi5.
Greeny - July 8, 2013, 9:37 pm
Very!
rerun - July 8, 2013, 8:55 pm

Amsome.


CONFESSION -


TAGS: catholic church child abuse history
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - August 16, 2013, 4:58 pm

oh ouch.
lgvernon - August 14, 2013, 10:16 pm

Already done! Thanks!~
BobbEdwards - August 14, 2013, 10:05 pm
Primo Religifake 5tuff, too


Forgiveness -


TAGS: forgive church sign
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - April 11, 2014, 10:04 pm
This of course defies rules regarding melon logic
lgvernon - April 11, 2014, 7:38 pm

Ahem.....(snicker)
rerun - April 11, 2014, 7:12 pm

Spill it....maybe a poor choice of words.
JesusWept - April 11, 2014, 6:14 pm
Thanks :)
lgvernon - April 11, 2014, 5:44 pm

You have no idea all the things I'd like to say~~all of them completely inappropriate. 5Ls


Some nights... -


TAGS: church hell hope
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - August 24, 2013, 12:00 pm
So I can see you have a lot of faith in humanity :)
MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:43 am
Hey little...post this over at religifake too!
MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:42 am
Huh...all this time I thought those that got there before me were waiting for first dibs on the dinner theatre church production tickets!


Broken heart -




WINSTON CHURCHILL DAY - "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."


TAGS: winston churchill quote pigs equals
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 10:28 am
I think it was equals...unless you're on the pigs level, how can it look you straight in the eye...teehee. Thanks for the comment Cannabal.
Cannabal - April 26, 2013, 12:02 am
Well, I think he said, "Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. But a pig will look straight in the eye."


FAILED ANALOGIES -


TAGS: church sign a***ogy humor
Rating: 4.86/5

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lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 4:06 pm

It wasn't in cold storage. It's just completely worn out.
GaryO - October 27, 2013, 3:23 pm
Well, I’d been lookin’ for it for a l-o-n-g time. Didn’t think it’d be in cold storage.
lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 3:19 pm

Put that thing away! You don't knowwwhere it's been!
GaryO - October 27, 2013, 2:39 pm
Oh look, I-I-I-I fouuund i-i-i-i-t…ound it…ound it….ound it….., and what’s this?....huh, my leaf blower
lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 2:29 pm

Wait one...Let me get the necessary accessories. Now where did I put that magnifying glass.....
GaryO - October 27, 2013, 1:20 pm
Conversation? How ‘bout conversion? I KNEW there was an eleventh commandment........Woman, behold (I must now prepare the baptismal font)


RELIGIOUS CONTROVERSY -




open thine eyes -


TAGS: pastor church priest sign troll
Rating: 4.33/5

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lgvernon - January 10, 2014, 8:17 pm

Drop this over at Religifake, too.


RELIGION - I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.


TAGS: carlin religion snake handling church
Rating: 4.2/5

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twill1962 - October 17, 2012, 6:21 pm
"Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God." Luke 4:12.


THE CHURCH - Really should have installed the locks on the Sacramental Wine locker




YES - I WENT TO CHURCH TODAY


TAGS: battlefield 1942 church battlefield1942 eagames
Rating: 3.8/5

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falloutghoul - February 19, 2013, 7:34 pm
I have this game! You can post this to Respawned if you haven't already. :-)


EXCOMMUNICATION - And this is what got me kicked out of the Mormon Church


TAGS: excommunication kicked out mormon church
Rating: 3.6/5

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maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 1:05 pm
Thanks.
RonE - January 19, 2012, 11:30 am
Scotland
maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 11:09 am
Where's The Beer From ?


Church on Wheels -




JEOPARDY - Yes, Kristen? What is the Church of Douche? Yes, that is correct!




RELIGION -


TAGS: life time joke people church stay away fun nun paris nicole
Rating: 2.94/5

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1MP4CT - October 10, 2009, 4:55 pm
Why aint they dead yet
Becks - September 20, 2009, 2:24 pm
Yeah, you´re right. And the left one is Nicole Richie.
Treehodger - September 20, 2009, 1:12 pm
I know this will sound bad, but is the one on the right Paris Hilton?...


CHURCH - Because sometimes having this guy tell you what/how to think is much less work for your tiny brain.


TAGS: church
Rating: 2.86/5

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Liam - July 24, 2009, 11:29 am
Yeh you can pray to your god to make 0 lions possible. Good luck getting an answer though.
Ed-Hyde - July 24, 2009, 7:16 am
Is there a way to give less than 1?


COURAGE - We shall draw on the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival. -Winston Churchill




LO, AND BEHOLD! - The E.G.D.'s holy ride doth approach!




I KNEW IT! - I knew it was a matter of choice!


TAGS: church g** choice
Rating: 2.55/5

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Master - May 25, 2011, 4:06 pm
I want to go straight ahead! If I HAD to choose... Then I would turn left, so that I can keep My engineering mind functional. (No "rapture" for Me, it seems!)
rerun - January 12, 2010, 2:49 pm

looks like you got a green light whatever you choose


Rickets -


TAGS: jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.48/5

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PoD - November 3, 2009, 11:01 pm
I am not sure if this is put up genuinely, or poking fun at creationists. I would hope for the sake of humanity it is the latter.


DON'T MAKE CONTRACTS WITH THE DEVIL - Espesially when the devil's your contractor


TAGS: church fail
Rating: 2.36/5

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GREED - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins


TAGS: jim bakker bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.16/5

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Scorpio7 - November 18, 2008, 8:39 am
This is a real book, written by real a**hole, and publshed in 1996. http://lccn.loc.gov/97102988


ADVERTISEMENTS -




THe Catholic Church -


TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.08/5

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Chadley - August 6, 2009, 3:19 am
Why is there an Egyptian stick out the front of this?
NYG - July 31, 2009, 12:38 am
You know i was pissed, but then I thought...WWJD... So I lit the creator of this motifake on fire and sent him to Hell.
Agent K - July 30, 2009, 11:21 pm
woah deja vu
LogicDude - May 24, 2009, 1:01 pm
Hello aptly-named commenter! If you look at the older posts before BHO was elected you'd find the exact reverse of what you said to be true. Spend more than 10 minutes on the site next time.
dickhed - May 24, 2009, 12:10 pm
Ever notice that this site NEVER has an anti-Republican poster in it? If you say anything against 1) Democrats 2) blacks and/or 3) God, then you're in! Racist Republican atheists, this is your clubhouse.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 1:11 pm
I'm surprised he didn't call it 'region'.
LogicDude - January 13, 2009, 11:24 am
4 real is shame for the text typing...oh the unbelivable.. humanity...so so shame. Tard.
Culos - January 13, 2009, 10:24 am
4 real r u 4 real? You type like a real retard...
4 real - January 13, 2009, 10:23 am
religion is for the weaks. Im shame of the humanity and is unbelivable religion.
The Jedi Church - November 13, 2008, 4:18 am
"These are not the wacky cultists you're looking for"
Meh - November 13, 2008, 4:14 am
There are not even a 100 people who hate the real Catholic Church, but there are millions who hate what they think the Catholic Church is. You are wilfully ignorant.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 27, 2008, 6:25 pm
I'm guessing that St Peter's is also a well known spaceport, but I AM just guessing.
Sean - October 27, 2008, 6:01 pm
Even as a devout atheist, I am bound to ask: where beist the attempt at humor? Hmmmm?


Christian Scientists -


TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.04/5

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anonymous - November 24, 2008, 12:01 am
tl;dr


ETERNITY WITH JESUS - It's worth broken lilies.


TAGS: church
Rating: 1.97/5

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Don - August 21, 2009, 3:10 am
It's the old Central Baptist Church in Tacoma, WA.
Zed - August 6, 2008, 4:58 pm
Jesus? Looks more like the house from PSYCHO, actually. Creeeeeepy.


MILITANT BAPTISTS - A Bad Idea Poorly Executed


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.93/5

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hey garth - September 5, 2009, 2:22 am
go to youtube and type in westboro baptist church....sad as it is these signs are NOT ph**oshoped
garth - June 12, 2009, 11:36 am
is this sarcasm? or do you not see the ph**oshop?
Hector - March 1, 2009, 8:54 am
These people give regular homophobes a bad name. Thanks, Jesus N' Mo.
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 3:12 am
Christian warriors make Jesus cry.
god? - January 11, 2009, 6:27 am
i came buckets
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:25 am
Its ok...I'll keep fighting to protect their liberties. as long as they could admit they are thankfull for them.
Da5id - November 1, 2008, 7:56 am
It's like holding up signs indicating how morally retarded they are themselves. Send them to Iraq. Ooops... flag touching the ground, burn it... and whatever it's attached to.
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:52 pm
I applaud people for expressing their ideas, but these people need to go lay down in traffic and if they have kids, let them play around where they are laying.


CHRISTIANITY - There Is Only One God Which Actually Means Three Gods Which Really Means One God


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 1.81/5

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agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 11:26 pm
It references C3PO's status with the Ewoks.
Snowfell@hotm - July 2, 2009, 11:23 pm
Look at that tag, is this really a star wars refrence?
Velin - May 13, 2009, 5:54 pm
Hey, if ligth can be radiation, particle(element?) and wave at the same time...what the hell are you complaining about?
pro - November 25, 2008, 9:02 pm
One imaginary friend or three imaginary friends. Who cares?
Meh - November 25, 2008, 11:58 am
Sorry for you... You got it wrong. One God, three persons. Semantics I know, but get it right. At least ridicule what we really believe and not what you mistakenly think we believe.


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LUST - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins


TAGS: ted haggard bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.67/5

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Keep going - October 31, 2008, 6:05 pm
until you are gone postal....


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TAGS: church van adult store
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - February 8, 2016, 10:50 pm
You only a**ume there is hypocrisy. There are several Christian reasons for that van to be parked there.
mizzdizz - December 4, 2015, 7:39 pm
Hypocrisy at its finest! LOL! 5L


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TAGS: catholic church masturbation hell eternity
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 5:04 pm
If you do it right! LOL! 5 L!


Overpopulated -


TAGS: overpopulated hell church sign homophobia
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 26, 2015, 2:34 pm
Thanks :)
MissPriss - February 26, 2015, 2:32 pm
Dammit...I thought I had a 5L spot reserved!


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Moti-Enlightenment -


TAGS: as church mouse seeks coyote
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 16, 2014, 3:38 pm
I was aware, note I said guy?
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:45 pm
A 5L thank you Thedge for keeping my name out of that...dammit!


Belch -


TAGS: motifaker mizzdizz tribute belch church
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 8, 2016, 2:51 pm
ME!!!!!!!!!!! and it echoed off of the walls!!!!!!
JesusWept - April 7, 2016, 3:43 pm
The story behind this one can be found in the Personal Stories-Ramblings thread page 490, 4th post.


Challenge -


TAGS: god church challenge prayer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Bandit5906 - May 20, 2015, 11:40 pm
JMJ, 5L
mizzdizz - May 20, 2015, 8:49 pm
Can relate!!!! TOOOOO FUNNY!! LUV this JW! 5 ROTFL lions!


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